Happy Halloween

"How do you do this, Ted?  How do you sit out here all night, in the cold, and still have faith that your pumpkin's going to show up?"
"Look, I know the odds are the love of my life isn't going to magically walk though that door in a pumpkin costume at 2:43 in the morning.  But it seems as nice a spot as any to just.. you know, sit and wait."
--How I Met Your Mother

Dents

"I'll cover the security deposit [when Ted, Marshal and Lily are moving out of their apartment].  I'm glad to, because every dent in that place represents a memory that I'll cherish forever." --Ted Mosby